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07/27/01 -- Tracking has begun! Off Machine has been so inundated with requests for a full-length CD that, after multiple pressings of the popular "May We Have Your Attention, Please," the real deal is under way. We'll post a complete song list as soon as such a thing exists, but you can be sure you'll hear the following:

The Cat

Politician

Which Way

Balance

Listen

Tapioca Tamales

On a more serious note, no shows for a few weeks. . . . Jon just underwent surgery to remove a large growth that developed next to his ego, but was thankfully not directly associated with it or an extension of it. The stitches should be out within a week, but there was a lot of scarring directly by the ego that will prevent Jon from being on stage for a little while. The rest of the guys will be tracking for the new album in the meantime, except for Dave, who went on vacation again.

07/17/01 -- In the quest for music biz gold, or at least a shot at the "Frank Zappa's Broken Guitar String Award," Off Machine has commenced sending CD's out randomly to any radio stations willing to give it a spin, including stations in Phoenix, Show Low, Albuquerque, and a city in California. No particular city, but the CD's in Cali.

All you fans looking for a way to pass a few minutes should go to MP3.com and play our music, even if you've heard it! That's cause you love it! You can also check out the action at GARAGEBAND.COM for a different perspective on the underbelly/foundations of the popular (or not-so-popular) music business. You can also watch as our singles "Dying to Believe" and "Liver" climb the Garageband.com charts.

If you should happen to read this on Tuesday 7-17 or Wednesday 7-18 before 8 pm, you should come over to Joe's Grotto at 32nd Street and Thunderbird in Phoenix to see us play four or five songs. We anticipate playing our highly anticipated and funky-as-hell song "Which Way."

07/02/01 -- We'd like to thank our most dedicated fans for coming down to Big Fish on Saturday night on short notice. You guys make it ALL WORTHWHILE!! We had a great set, including our newest song entitled "Which Way" that we learned, arranged, practiced, and performed, in a grand total of 6 days. It was AWESOME! It will certainly be included on our first full-length CD release, which is currently in pre-production. The band is on a mission, so call your local radio stations and GET US ON THE AIR! Also, check us out at MP3.com, where you can download our 4-song demo "May We Have Your Attention Please."

06/26/01 - No, really - no, really. A SHOW!! Saturday night, June 30th (that's 4 days from today) at the Big Fish Sports Pub in Tempe.
COME SEE THE SHOW . . all paid admissions get a free copy of our Demo "May We Have Your Attention Please" and a big, wet kiss from Dave. Or maybe he'll at least smile your way. shows

06/22/01--Ok, we've had some time off. I gave us time to reflect on our inner beauty and re-evaluate our self worth.

05/23/01--Finally, the time has come! Our 4 song demo,"May We Have Your Attention Please..." is complete. Please take a moment to listen to the full mp3's on our sounds page...more shows coming starting in July, stay tuned stormtroopers. And, we are looking for a Keyboardist to replace Scott...help!

05/13/01--Big Fish was awesome, thanks again to everyone who came out and helped make the show a smash!!...our demo is being mastered....my god we are almost done. Now for the sad news, Scott has anounced that Friday was his last show as the keyboardist/aux guy for Off Machine. Rumor has it that he is moving to Mozambique to return to his native tribe. Good luck to him and his endeavors, he will be missed...

05/01/01---It's a madhouse...an absolute madhouse! Booked another show for Friday 05.11.01 at the Big Fish Sport's Pub in Tempe. We will be hitting the stage at 10pm.Let's make this aquatic pet night, in fact lets make this an annual event. 05/11 from this day forward is National Aquatic Pet Day!! (Please keep tank sizes to 5 ton, thanks)

04/22/01--Thanks a million to everyone who came out to Donnie Brasco's last night. A great show, Billions of Stars was great, great bar, great sound, great beer...I left my jacket there.

03/29/01---We have a show booked for Sat. April 21st @ Donnie Brasco's (a great new club in Tempe just east of Rural on McClintock)!!! I can't wait, I just do so love to rock.

03/01/01---We changed the name of our demo to the less cumbersome: "May We Have Your Attention Please". Again, feel free to email us if you would like a copy. We are currently mixing, and re-mixing, and re-mixing, and re-mixing...

02/18/01---Brand new mp3 on the sounds page! Also, if you want a copy of our forth coming demo "Delivering Various Substances to Unwitting Subject...Phlemmo Schmemmo" email your physical address.

12/10/00---15 days until Christmas...Off Machine has been working on a four song demo over the last couple of months. The demo is about half-way completed and sounds great so far. Tunes will include: Dyin' to Believe, Liver, 330165, and Salierian Complex. Be sure to email us, if you want a copy!!

11/07/00---Off Machine made a surprise appearance @ Union Station (cool little place on 7th and Union Hills, Phoenix-AZ) on Sat. the 7th. Filling in for Meatwhistle who had an ailing singer, Off Machine kicked off the show to a rowdy crowd. Lemon Angst and Johnny Ace also played....good times...good feelin's....

11/00/00---Thanks to everyone who attended the BashOnAsh Halloween show on the 28th...we had a lot of fun and I hope everyone else did too.